Or at least make it look like you did.

You have appointments.

You have things to do.

You have people to call.

You have things you absolutely cannot forget.

And apparently, you are expected to remember all of it.

Rude.

The Sassy Pants Planner Bundle gives you one simple place to keep your schedule, your to-do list, your notes and all those little things currently taking up entirely too much room in your head.

And because getting organized doesn’t mean you suddenly have to become boring, we added a healthy dose of sarcasm.

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PRETTY. PRACTICAL. AND JUST A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE.

Sassy Pants is for the woman who loves a beautiful planner but doesn’t need it telling her to rise and grind.

She has already risen.

She’s tired.

And she has things to do.

So we created a planner that’s actually easy to use.

No complicated system to learn.

No hourly schedule telling you where you’re supposed to be every 15 minutes.

No guilt because you missed three days.

Just enough structure to help you organize your life without your planner becoming another job.

MEET THE SASSY PANTS PLANNER

This is organization with a little attitude.

The Sassy Pants Planner was made for women who want to keep track of appointments, tackle the to-do list and still laugh at the ridiculousness of everyday life.

Open it up and you’ll find practical planning pages mixed with the kind of sass that makes you stop, read it, laugh and turn the page to see what comes next.

Inside the planner:

• Undated — start anytime
• Monthly calendar views
• Weekly planning pages
• Appointments and to-do lists
• 12 tabbed months
• Plenty of room to write
• Funny vintage designs and sassy sayings throughout

And because it’s undated, there’s no January 1 deadline hanging over your head. Start when you’re ready. Miss a week? Keep going. Life happened. Your planner understands.

Get organized. Keep your sass.

And yes—the Sassy Pants Planner Bundle stays $39 with free shipping, 

SEE YOUR WEEK WITHOUT MAKING IT COMPLICATED

This might be our favorite part.

Your week is divided into two simple things:

APPOINTMENTS

Where do I have to be?

and

TO-DOS

What do I need to get done?

That’s it.

Because sometimes time management doesn’t need another system.

It just needs a place to put the stuff.

AND THEN THERE ARE THE SASSY WOMEN.

Every month, you’ll meet another woman who apparently has thoughts.

Lots of thoughts.

Some of them probably should have stayed inside her head.

Fortunately, they didn’t.

You’ll find vintage black-and-white photographs paired with sayings like:

“I’m not bossy. I just have leadership skills.”

“Everyone was thinking it. I just said it.”

“Nope. Not adulting today.”

“Places to go. People to annoy.”

and one of our personal favorites:

“A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.”

BUT WAIT. SHE BROUGHT FRIENDS.

Because apparently one sarcastic planner wasn’t enough.

We made the whole collection.

Your Sassy Pants Bundle includes:

The Sassy Pants Hard-Cover Planner
Your monthly and weekly planning headquarters.

Coordinating Legal Pad
For longer lists, notes, brain dumps and things you need to remember.

Coordinating To-Do List
Featuring the extremely reasonable advice:
“Hold on, let me overthink this.”

Sassy Pants Sticky Notes
Because sometimes sarcasm needs adhesive.

Transparent Sticky Notes
Write over pages without covering what’s underneath.

Transparent Sticky Highlighter
Highlight what matters without permanently marking your page.

Sassy Pants Waterproof Stickers
Eight gloriously sarcastic little declarations that can go wherever your attitude goes.

Sassy Pants Notecards
For those rare occasions when a text message just isn’t enough.

YES, IT’S FUNNY.

BUT IT’S ALSO A REAL PLANNING SYSTEM.

We didn’t make a novelty planner that you’ll laugh at once and throw in a drawer.

We designed Sassy Pants to actually work.

You can see your month.

You can see your week.

You can separate appointments from tasks.

You have room to write.

You can start whenever you want.

And you can skip a week without wasting pages in a dated planner.

The humor is the bonus.

The organization is the point.

MADE FOR REAL LIFE

Some days you’re organized.

Some days you’re writing a grocery list on the back of an envelope while trying to remember why you walked into the kitchen.

Sassy Pants works for both.

Use every page.

Skip pages.

Write neatly.

Scribble.

Add sticky notes.

Highlight everything.

Change your mind.

Cross things out.

It’s your planner.

There are no rules.

Well…

Maybe don’t lose it.

That would be inconvenient.

MEET THE WOMEN BEHIND THE SASS

Sassy Laura + Peaceful Angie

Two Friends Talking isn’t a giant stationery company.

It’s two women.

Us.

We design the products.

We choose the sayings.

We work on the layouts.

We print things.

We haul boxes.

We count inventory.

We pack orders.

We stuff the envelopes.

If something needs to be done around here, eventually one of us realizes the other one isn’t going to do it and gets up.

That’s how this works.

Laura brings a little more Sassy Pants.

Angie brings a little more Ocean Zen.

Somehow, we’ve remained friends.

And together we make products for women whose lives are full, whose lists are long, and who could use a little more laughter while they’re getting things done.

FROM OUR HANDS TO YOUR MAILBOX

There isn’t a giant fulfillment center somewhere shipping your Sassy Pants bundle.

When your order comes in, we pack it.

Your planner.

Your pads.

Your sticky notes.

Your stickers.

Your notecards.

All of it gets tucked into your Two Friends Talking bubble envelope and sent on its way.

So when that wonderfully stuffed package shows up in your mailbox…

Yep.

Two women in Missouri did that.

WHO IS SASSY PANTS FOR?

Maybe it’s you.

Maybe it’s your sister.

Your best friend.

Your mom.

Your coworker.

Your daughter.

Or that one woman in your life who can communicate an entire paragraph with one facial expression.

Maybe she loves planners.

Maybe she loves vintage photographs.

Maybe she loves pink.

Maybe sarcasm is practically her second language.

Or maybe life has been a little too serious lately and she could use something that makes her smile.

We made this for her.

IT ALSO MAKES A RIDICULOUSLY GOOD GIFT.

This isn’t another candle.

It’s not another mug.

And nobody has to pretend they needed another throw blanket.

It’s something she’ll actually use.

For birthdays.

Christmas.

Mother’s Day.

Best-friend gifts.

Coworker gifts.

Retirement.

A new job.

A fresh start.

Or simply:

“I saw this and immediately thought of you.”

Which, depending on the sticker she receives, may or may not be a compliment.

QUESTIONS YOU’RE PROBABLY THINKING

Is the Sassy Pants planner dated?

No. It’s undated, so you can start whenever you’re ready.

Does it have monthly calendars?

Yes. You get monthly calendar views with plenty of writing space.

Does it have weekly planning pages?

Yes. Weekly pages separate appointments from to-dos, making it easy to see where you need to be and what needs to get done.

Does it have monthly tabs?

Yes. The planner has 12 tabbed months so you can quickly flip where you need to go.

Is this just a funny novelty planner?

No. That’s one of the biggest differences between Sassy Pants and a lot of humorous planners.

It’s funny, but underneath the personality is a real, functional planning system designed for everyday life.

Can I use it for work and personal planning?

Absolutely. Appointments, meetings, errands, family schedules, projects, calls, shopping, reminders and everyday to-dos can all live in one place.

Is it a good gift?

We may be slightly biased…

but YES.

Especially for women who love planners, pink, vintage style, office supplies or sarcasm.

Does everything shown come with the bundle?

The bundle includes the products listed above. Decorative photography props such as pens, glasses or baubles are not included.

Who makes these products?

We do.

Two Friends Talking is Angie and Laura.

We design our products ourselves and handle the real work behind getting them out into the world, right down to packing orders and stuffing envelopes.

ONE LAST THING…

You could keep trying to remember everything.

You could continue writing lists on random scraps of paper.

You could put another reminder in your phone that you’ll swipe away and immediately forget.

Or…

you could put it all somewhere.

Your appointments.

Your lists.

Your plans.

Your brilliant ideas.

And the things you’ll probably overthink anyway.

GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER.

But keep your Sassy Pants on.

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Maybe Your Pants Aren’t That Sassy.

That’s okay. We made something for you, too.

Trade the sass for sea turtles, peaceful ocean colors and a little Zen without giving up the simple planner you just discovered.